The exams are around the corner and those taking CPA are already deep into troubles of finding x and y which since my grandpas time has never been found, and which I I’m not ready to crack my brains trying to find.Afterall,Mr Nyaoga of IRD 101 or it was something like that, was unable to explain to me where I would use logarithms and series of numbers in my journalism. All I want is to tell the world stories(good and bad)and earn my bucks and not to deal with silly numbers which are not even sure of themselves, take the case of 12,6*2=12,4*3=12,cleary,its not sure about itself and I’m not about to solve its silly problems! Its a time like this that people start coming up with silly excuses and complains about such a great university as the famous(I know many of you would say infamous)university on the heart of Maasai Mara.But I want to tell you simply why nuc is the greatest uni south of Sahara desert.
It is the only uni with the ever biggest mess with the most delicious and mouthwatering meals in the whole of the north and south rift. The services are excellent with the most polite servers like kina wainana and I swear they are all in the wrong profession, they should be in the clergy and altar boys. They are a bit bad as they all times encourage people to sleep in class by overloading food on their plates. The mess is never in a mess and they can’t ask students to queue like some forgotten tribe getting relief food, they can’t do that like some university I know. The mess is ever opened in time. You can buy as much mandazis as you want because they don’t allow villagers to come and take breakfast in the mess. Unlike majority of Kenyan universities, they serve various meals and I’m not talking about stale cabbages or ugali and half-cooked rice.
I love the security in our school, which other university boasts of over 70 security guards yet there is only one manned gate out of the 6 gates from every corner?20 drivers out of the 4 vehicles available and among them a wonderful bus which does not resemble a moving granary in any way.? The only place with the greatest lib in the world. The internet is so fast that sometimes it opens 3 pages instead of 1.
Many students wish to go to such a campus where the students elections are held on time and nothing but students voice that is heard and comradeship is the way to go and I tell them unless they have been to nuc,they are yet to go to any uni.
